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klokwurk
Jun. 26th, 2008 06:48 pm Writer's Block: Entering the Game
If you can't achieve something in a game on your own, you don't deserve it. "Wah! Wah! It's too hard! I need infinite lives!" Go play Barbie Horse Adventures instead.
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Feb. 15th, 2008 03:38 pm Writer's Block: Happily Ever After?
HATE WORLD.
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATEHATEHATE!!!Leave a comment | |
| Jan. 2nd, 2008 05:41 pm Fuck you, 2008! 
Current Mood:  bitchy
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Jul. 21st, 2007 10:38 pm LOLcat test Your Score: Lion Warning Cat 75% Affectionate, 51% Excitable, 42% Hungry
You are the good Samaritan of the lolcat world. Protecting others from danger by shouting observations and guidance in cases of imminent threat, you believe in the well-being of everyone.
To see all possible results, checka dis.
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| Jul. 10th, 2007 03:32 am Thingy I saw on Penny Arcade that I drew a thing on.
EDIT: Erk, the circles seem to be missing from that embedded version. Try this link if the robot has no knees or elbows and only one eye: http://roxik.com/pictaps/?pid=a748286
Current Mood:  cold
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| Mar. 4th, 2007 04:38 am Bleak black blackness of dark Today was really tiring.
I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.
I'm so angry. Paul is grounded. AGAIN! And I'm not allowed to see him. EVER. It's just NOT FAIR. I hate my mom and I wish she was dead. This wouldn't happen if I was allowed to live with dad.
Last night I had to shave my entire body. Apparently, the lice that I caught from Amanda's friend are really hard to get rid of. I look quite strange with no hair and eyebrows. I'd post pictures, but my webcam is broken.
I want to tell the world to get fucked.
I am updating this journal for the first time in ages, because I've been in prison.
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! I'm so ugly. Don't look at my photos pleeeeeze.
I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. And bipolar disorder.
You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you next week's lottery numbers.
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this poem I wrote. It's about my friend Robert, who has bipolar disorder. Just like me. And Heidi.
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Jul. 31st, 2006 11:29 pm Achtung! | "ACHTUNG! | | Klokwurk may actually be a spider-human hybrid |
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Mar. 28th, 2006 04:06 pm This test is rubbish Take the quiz:
You're an Angel of..... (w/ anime pic.s)
You're a Fallen (Lost) Angel
Once an Angel of Heaven you are now a Fallen or Lost Angel. You're path in life is the worst and most painful an angel is comdemned to. You wonder on earth lonely trying to find a place of acceptence. You are like all angels beautiful, but your beauty is gloomy. Depression is what that's over you, at this state you are very prone into being lead into darkness working for Satan himself.
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| Jul. 21st, 2005 10:19 pm Stuff. Man, everyone's making huge personal LJ posts about themselves and their past and stuff, I guess it's my turn...
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Jul. 14th, 2005 06:39 pm Rawr.
Solid Snake
You scored 75% Ruthless |
| You are Solid Snake from the Metal Gear Solid series. In case you don't know, Solid Snake is a true hardass. You're able to shoot a dime at 100 meters, cut people up with knives, and perform some pretty awesome neck snaps. You don't mind eating animals to stay alive, and you have no trouble pulling bullets out of your arm if you have to. Even with all your killing skills, you still have several espionage techniques as well. If being able to kill people in any way isn't enough, take pride in knowing that you look pretty tough with your rugged beard, cigarette, and mullet. You're with no doubt the manliest secret agent on the list (or, for you ladies, the one with the most attitude). |
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My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 94% on Ruthless |
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| Jan. 5th, 2005 02:35 pm Itchy.
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| Jan. 5th, 2005 01:57 pm Diary. Fever gone, but itchy. Hungry and eat doggy food.
Itchy itchy Scott came.
Ugly face so killed him.
Tasty. Current Mood: Itchy
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